You Didn't Get a Lobotomy When AI Arrived — Stop Writing Like You Did

This is a sharp, specific critique — it names the exact tics (the X-not-Y framing, rule-of-three, buzzwords) that make posts feel formulaic, and it lands a genuinely good line ("you didn't get a lobotomy") that's memorable and in your own voice, not borrowed from a template.

The sign-off ("Thank for your attention to this matter!") and "Folks I am begging you" are stylistic flourishes — fun, but they're tone-setting rather than substance. Minor typo aside, the fluff here is intentional voice, not filler.